Gr-italy!

Written By Jack & Cedar

Salutations to our beloved fans! My, what a week it has been! Following a challenging week at Re-Green, we returned to Athens for the afternoon. After dropping our bags off at the AirBnB, the very stinky group scurried over to the trusty laundromat, followed by lunch at our favorite souvlaki place (for the 100th time). The group then went their separate ways- some of the group went thrifting, others visited a stationary store to re-up on journaling and drawing essentials. The group stayed in for dinner and watched How to Train Your Dragon, before heading off to bed for some much needed shut-eye.

It was time to say goodbye to Greece and move on to our next destination: Italy! From the quiet and laid back mountain village in Crete, to the hustle and bustle of Athens, to the calm and secluded Re-Green experience, our time in Greece was filled with the most wonderful and memorable experiences. By 5 AM the following morning, we were out the door and on our way to the airport. One party van, one plane, two train rides, two metro stops, and one exhausting 7-hour bus ride later, we had finally arrived in Italy’s oldest city: Matera. For the next two weeks, are staying at a beautiful little farm in the Italian countryside called Masseria la Fiorita. The sleepy group trudged through the doorway of the house and we were beyond ecstatic to see that we were all living in the same room for the next couple of weeks. What could possibly go wrong!

The next few days consisted of touring the farm, mooing contests with the cows, and working through the sweltering heat to find a hidden water spring in the hillside. One night, we went to town and met up with a small group of European teens (yes they exist) and talked about all things Europe. A few days later, we enjoyed a winding hike through the ancient caves and hills surrounding Matera, led by our excellent tour guide, Ivan. After the hike, we had the opportunity to wander around the city of Matera, finally getting a taste of a historic Italian city. Arguably the greatest challenge our group has faced thus far (aside from sleeping next to someone else’s stinky winky feet), has been having to cook and clean for ourselves without fighting each other, but sometimes all it takes is one fight night to alleviate tension. The past couple of days, we have started to learn Italian, which has proven to be much easier to pick up compared to Greek. After two days of lessons, the group’s favorite word is “scoreggiare”, which is still subject to change. Overall, our time in Italy is off to a fantastic start and we cannot wait to see what the rest of Italy has in store for us! Listed below are some group superlatives for you to get a better idea of individual group members. Enjoy!

Salutations to our beloved fans! My, what a week it has been! Following a challenging week at Re-Green, we returned to Athens for the afternoon. After dropping our bags off at the AirBnB, the very stinky group scurried over to the trusty laundromat, followed by lunch at our favorite souvlaki place (for the 100th time). The group then went their separate ways- some of the group went thrifting, others visited a stationary store to re-up on journaling and drawing essentials. The group stayed in for dinner and watched How to Train Your Dragon, before heading off to bed for some much needed shut-eye.

It was time to say goodbye to Greece and move on to our next destination: Italy! From the quiet and laid back mountain village in Crete, to the hustle and bustle of Athens, to the calm and secluded Re-Green experience, our time in Greece was filled with the most wonderful and memorable experiences. By 5 AM the following morning, we were out the door and on our way to the airport. One party van, one plane, two train rides, two metro stops, and one exhausting 7-hour bus ride later, we had finally arrived in Italy’s oldest city: Matera. For the next two weeks, are staying at a beautiful little farm in the Italian countryside called Masseria la Fiorita. The sleepy group trudged through the doorway of the house and we were beyond ecstatic to see that we were all living in the same room for the next couple of weeks. What could possibly go wrong!

The next few days consisted of touring the farm, mooing contests with the cows, and working through the sweltering heat to find a hidden water spring in the hillside. One night, we went to town and met up with a small group of European teens (yes they exist) and talked about all things Europe. A few days later, we enjoyed a winding hike through the ancient caves and hills surrounding Matera, led by our excellent tour guide, Ivan. After the hike, we had the opportunity to wander around the city of Matera, finally getting a taste of a historic Italian city. Arguably the greatest challenge our group has faced thus far (aside from sleeping next to someone else’s stinky winky feet), has been having to cook and clean for ourselves without fighting each other, but sometimes all it takes is one fight night to alleviate tension. The past couple of days, we have started to learn Italian, which has proven to be much easier to pick up compared to Greek. After two days of lessons, the group’s favorite word is “scoreggiare”, which is still subject to change. Overall, our time in Italy is off to a fantastic start and we cannot wait to see what the rest of Italy has in store for us! Listed below are some group superlatives for you to get a better idea of individual group members. Enjoy!

Birth Name: Jillian Shea Tenner
Pseudonym: Squllian, Silly Jilly
Special Ability: Unlimited orange capacity, knows every detail of every place we visit
Greatest Weakness: Grimy basement jeans on clean pillow case
Trip Highlight: “Xeno’s Hell Hike!”

 

Birth Name: Levi Miles Otto Abeshouse
Pseudonym: Levig, unleavened bread, beta-cuck
Special Ability: Tall. 6’ somethin
Weakness: King of whining and wailing
Trip Highlight: “The village in Crete!”

 

Birth Name: Kaitlyn Rio Wood
Soodinem: Kat, Katrina, Bean, Bug
Special Ability: Raging god complex
Greatest Weakness: Raging god complex
Trip Highlight: “Crete!”

 

Birth Name: William Christopher Morgan
Pseudonym: Snurderer?
Special Ability: Knows how to spell pseudonym
Greatest Weakness: Loses the battle against gravity every time, philosophy major (derogatory)
Trip Highlight: “The freedom we had in Athens!”

 

Birth Name: Ethan Michael Lehrfeld
Pseudonym: The Wildcard, Chairman Ethan, E-Dawg
Special Ability: Will win your heart with a box of chicken wings, ideas man, full and complete knowledge of the US economy
Weakness: Heinous granola problem, doesn’t know how to wash a dish
Trip Highlight: “Ice skating in Athens!”

 

Birth Name: Riley Katherine Baker
Pseudonym: Ry-Dawg
Special Ability: Endless stream of book recommendation, speaks minor amounts of Latin
Weakness: Don’t talk to her without her emotional support bag balm, boarding school baddie
Trip Highlight: “Hunting for snails in Crete!”

 

Birth Name: Natalie Renee Morhenn
Pseudonym: John Lennon, Nat, Pit
Special Ability: Italian mom certified pasta maker, better thrifter than Levi
Weakness: Anti shorts day, gatekeeper tall people
Trip Highlight: “Dancing on the terrace in Crete!”

 

Birth Name: Charlotte Anne Reichardt
Pseudonym: Charles, Charlene, Charmander, Farty Charlie
Special Ability: Queen bee, correctly performed in-depth psychoanalysis of every person on day one
Weakness: A woman of many vices, giver of back bangs
Trip Highlight: “Walking around Agios Nikolaos!

 

Birth Name: Samantha May Kruczek
Pseudonym: Sam, Sammy, Samuel, Salt Bae, The Trash
Special Ability: In house photographer
Weakness: Constant medical issues
Trip Highlight: “Athens metro!”

 

Birth Name: Nicholas Gary Roberts
Pseudonym: Nick, Tigress
Special Ability: ???
Greatest Weakness:???
Trip Highlight: “Being in Athens.”

 

Birth Name: Cedar N/A Winslow
Pseudonym: Pre-Pubescent Patrick Swayze, Viper
Special Ability: The only mortal capable of communication with Josh, beautiful, perfect, flawless
Weakness: None, Zeus’s gift to the group
Trip Highlight: “Spending a day swimming in the Mediterranean and exploring an abandoned hotel!”

 

Birth Name: John Gilroy Arch
Pseudonym: Jack, Jacqueline, “The Unspoiled One”
Special Ability: Your mom jokes, taking out The Trash
Greatest Weakness: None, perfect in every way imaginable (:
Trip Highlight: “Being a charismatic and influential group leader!”