Hello world and welcome to another post of the cool side of the blog. your host Valiant Val!
As you know, and actually as you probably don’t know Valencio is currently in the beautiful country of Belize, where the water is warm and the sky is blue as a really… blue sky…. What did you expect.
Any who back to business, Valencio is working hard and doing things right. Not only is there a lot of sun light and crazy sights there is an enormous amount of monkey poo. Yes monkey poo. To be exact Howler monkeys and Spider monkeys their poo not calling the people he works with monkeys, but I could and they wouldn’t know. Very tempted.
So the boy has really come up in the world he has his own children now… Monkey children, don’t give that talk about how he is too young and needs to be stable first blah blah. We know. He is a child. Moving on.
The first two monkeys he is taking care of the the cutest couple ever! Monkey couple… Don’t get used to the cute stuff it’s the dehydration talk not me.
The two howler monkeys are named Darwin and Sansa and they play games and steal his hat when he goes in to feed them. Now Darwin I like, can you guess why? Probably not huh? Well I’ll tell you, he bites when he plays and some times he makes Valencio bleed. The best!
His older child is called by the name of Pachuco and he howls like a monkey that stubbed his toe on the side of a coffee table. Don’t ask me what a monkey is doing with a coffee table, because I probably gave it to him.
Well the big news is that the guys all live in a house they call the bunk house and one day someone found that some individual had been defecating on the side of the bunk house. Now I think that is the most funniest thing eva!!!!!!
Real talk, it was a very heated conversation. Valencio, Ed, Micheal all came up with a theory and we decided that the new guy El Rey did it. Valencio asked him and all evidence leads to him. He didn’t know that there was a long drop next to the bunk house. And for y’all that don’t know a long drop is a toilet in the ground. And the one that the guys are using is full of spiders, scorpions and snakes, man I don’t blame him for doing such a thing next to the place he sleeps. I would definitely do that as well just to frame all of them.
Well until next time I hoped you enjoyed this post on the cool side of the blog with your host Valiant Val.